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O/T I'm Sorry Mr./Ms. Brownpants (or Bluepants_

Kokathy — Wed, 11 Jun 2014 23:45:44 GMT

Dear Mr. or Ms. Brownpants (or Bluepants if you work for the US Post Office);

I am sorry for all the packages you have to deliver to me but it’s Wen’s June Gallonspallooza, there was an Easy Does It Day, Founder’s Day and tons of one time only values I needed. Actually I wanted all the one time only values and had to have them!

Heck I’ll admit it, I’m a shopping addict. I try my best to control my shopping urges but June rolls into town and it’s just too much. I also caved and subscribed to Amazon Prime, I’m like a kid in a candy store. I just want it all and I want it now, including an Oompa Lumpah! I’m sorry I keep tracking your truck on the UPS, USPS and/or QVC websites. I just need to know where you are, so I can get my stuff.

I’m sorry if you think you see me driving behind your truck and shake it off thinking nahhhh, it’s not Kathy. Who am I kidding, it is me. I just want my stuff and I want to make sure you deliver me my packages and not give them to my neighbors or keep them for yourself.

I’m sorry I look like a child who was told Santa Chaz doesn’t exist as I sit, staring out my window, waiting and watching for you to show up with all my precious treasures. I know you hear me scurrying to the door and I swear I am not barking in anticipation (well maybe a little). Then looking like this guy at the door as I watch you dig around in your truck for your packages. No I swear that’s not drool on the porch steps, well maybe a little drool. I just want my treasurers!

I know it’s not your fault when Q tells me my package is leaving from the South Carolina and Q puts the palette on a turtle’s back to transport my Wen to you to get to me. You have to understand, I get so frustrated . I feel like a drooling fool in love as I wait for goods. I just want my wonderful Wen, my fabulous makeup, the cool kitchen gadgets I ordered and I really can’t remember what else so Just give me all the boxes in your truck. They are probably mine anyway. I’m sorry for that.

Warmest regards,

Kathy

p.s. Where’s my stuff? I want it now! Please give me my Wen, clothes, makeup, kitchen thingamajig, oh and that other thing, the whatchamadoodle and then there was that other thing. Ok this is getting out of hand now, just hand over the goods and everything will be fine.

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jaxs mom — Wed, 11 Jun 2014 23:46:59 GMT

*snort*

hilarious

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ANewHue — Wed, 11 Jun 2014 23:57:59 GMT

What's going on for founder's day, anyone know?

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Kokathy — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:00:30 GMT

I tried to resize Gollum but it wouldn't work.

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w84WEN — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:00:56 GMT

OMG!!! THIS is priceless!!!

Can I just print a copy of this and stick it on my mailbox & front porch?? Lol

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wetdragon — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:01:33 GMT

excellent! you are on a roll today KK

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jaxs mom — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:01:57 GMT

On 6/11/2014 Kokathy said:
I tried to resize Gollum but it wouldn't work.

He resists all attempts to thwart him LOL

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jennys kid — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:03:06 GMT

points for your veruca salt reference!

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scottygal — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:03:47 GMT

You...(snort) are...(giggle) PRICELESS!!! (Bwahahahahahah!!!!!)

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MissKlynn — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:08:54 GMT

I know the feeling! I have five tabs open right now with tracking status even though I also get text updates, I can't resist the urge to refresh the status online.

There's a new UPS upgrade service I'm thinking of trying that prevents them from transferring the package to the post office. It drives me NUTS when I think I'm getting a package that day and find out it was transferred to the post office so will take a day longer! Then I have to drive to my mailbox but UPS delivers right to my door... uuugghhhh! Don't they know I'm looking through the peep hole on my door waiting for that package!

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Kokathy — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:09:19 GMT

On 6/11/2014 jennys kid said:
points for your veruca salt reference!

thanks for picking up on it. I figured we needed some comedy today being there is no Chaz today.

On 6/11/2014 jaxs mom said:
On 6/11/2014 Kokathy said:
I tried to resize Gollum but it wouldn't work.

He resists all attempts to thwart him LOL

I'll show him, I'll take his little ring and we'll see who is boss!

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KJPA — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:58:28 GMT

On 6/11/2014 MissKlynn said:

I know the feeling! I have five tabs open right now with tracking status even though I also get text updates, I can't resist the urge to refresh the status online.

There's a new UPS upgrade service I'm thinking of trying that prevents them from transferring the package to the post office. It drives me NUTS when I think I'm getting a package that day and find out it was transferred to the post office so will take a day longer! Then I have to drive to my mailbox but UPS delivers right to my door... uuugghhhh! Don't they know I'm looking through the peep hole on my door waiting for that package!

Same here!

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KJPA — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:59:19 GMT

KoKathy, I really enjoy your posts. Thanks for taking the time to lighten things up

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TaylorBrown — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 01:15:06 GMT

Koathy. I love reading your posts. They make me giggle and smile.

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Kokathy — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 02:29:39 GMT

You're welcome Wenners.

This is what happens when I have no access to the internet at work and not much to do (today was one of the quietest days I have had in a while). I did some shopping on Amazon prime (on my phone), I caught up on creating some document templates for coworkers, worked on random files that were submitted for review and sporadically wrote the text for this.

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Knew10 — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 02:32:13 GMT

Really really honest Laughing out Loud!!

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okiebug — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 04:03:27 GMT

If you only knew how many are just like you - lol. DH (Mr. Brownpants) has cars, trucks and horses chasing him. He'd been downtown for years, now has a rural route - his first time to be run down by a cowgirl

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Kokathy — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 04:22:47 GMT

On 6/11/2014 Knew10 said: Really really honest Laughing out Loud!!

Everyone does it! Doesn't matter if you use Wen, shop Q or some other site. You get that tracking number and when we want something, we will hound it. I just got a delivery email for UPS for my oto and you know I checked all my other packages, lol

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Treeinwind — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 04:30:52 GMT

Amazon Prime, oh no, I did that too! I love my mysterious Mr. Brownpants. I open the garage door and he slips in the garage, knocks softly on the door to the house and leaves me goodies. He is like a sly little elf, now he walks all the way in and leaves them by the door, but last year it was just inside by a foot and sometimes he left them on the top of the car.

It is a big Q month, should I leave him cookies do you think?

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BethanyB — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 04:32:21 GMT

Love it Kokathy!!! I feel you wrote this for me! All my precious items have shipped and every time I hear any little noise outside I jump up and look out the window! I'm like a kid on Christmas eve, is Santa Chaz coming?!