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Life with a cat

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Cat Tongue

 

 

The law of feline magnetism

Cat fur is attracted only to things of a contrasting color, regardless of the color of the cat.

 

 

The law of sleeping beside a cat

Cats must sleep in their owners’ beds as often as possible, preferably in a pose that’s comfortable for them and not for anyone else.

 

 

The law of the misshapen rug

No rug can remain in its original flat state for any lengthy period of time.

 

 

The law of observing the refrigerator

If a cat stares intently at the refrigerator for long enough, someone will come and provide something tasty from it for the cat (and for no one else).

 

 

The law of feline resistance

The resistance shown by a cat is directly proportional to the desire of their owner to force them to do something.

 

 

The law on cleanliness

The desire to get dirty appears straight after being cleaned.

 

 

 

The law on defining value

The desire of a cat to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the furniture’s value.

 

 

The law of feline inertia

A cat will remain in its desired state of rest until it decides otherwise, regardless of the laws of physics.

 

 

The law of feline extension

A cat’s body stretches at a rate directly proportional to the time it spends asleep.

 

 

The law of feline agility

Given the right amount of time, a cat will be able to reach any area of your home that attracts its interest.

 

 

The law on moving house

The likelihood of an empty box soon being occupied by a cat when moving house is approximately 100%.

 

 

The law on feline curiosity

A cat’s interest is indirectly proportional to the amount of effort a person puts into attracting its attention.

 

 

The law of feline physics

The possibility of being made to take any kind of medicine is sufficient to provide a cat with enough energy to overcome the known laws of physics and carry out teleportation.

 

 

The law of the feline gaze

A cat can induce feelings of guilt in others with a single stare. Even when the cat itself is at fault. In fact, especially when the cat itself is at fault.

 

 

Cat Tongue

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love these....and so true....thanks for posting...

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haha-so true!

 

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@feline groovy

 

Thank you for the feline humor. Can relate to most of these and add a few more.

 

Love 'em

 

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I love all animals, but  cats have a special place in my heart!

 

A bit of wild and un-tamed in the house!

"Cats are poetry in motion. Dogs are gibberish in neutral." -Garfield
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@feline groovy....I hope things are going better for you. I know you were going through some real struggles there for awhile. Smiley Happy

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Life with "a" cat?  Just one???  That would be boring.  LOL

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@MomCat wrote:

Life with "a" cat?  Just one???  That would be boring.  LOL


They are worse than potato chips LOL, you can't stop at just one. 

 

 

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I have exhibit A for that moving box cartoon HAHA 

 

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@feline groovy

 

Thank you for sharing these.  Five cats and two dogs allow me to share their home, open doors for them, feed them, provide clean water & empty their boxes (cats).  

 

Never a dull moment.  What a blessing!

 

Best wishes to you.

 

 

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