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08-12-2016 05:36 PM - edited 08-12-2016 08:18 PM
Cat fur is attracted only to things of a contrasting color, regardless of the color of the cat.
Cats must sleep in their owners’ beds as often as possible, preferably in a pose that’s comfortable for them and not for anyone else.
No rug can remain in its original flat state for any lengthy period of time.
If a cat stares intently at the refrigerator for long enough, someone will come and provide something tasty from it for the cat (and for no one else).
The resistance shown by a cat is directly proportional to the desire of their owner to force them to do something.
The desire to get dirty appears straight after being cleaned.
The desire of a cat to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the furniture’s value.
A cat will remain in its desired state of rest until it decides otherwise, regardless of the laws of physics.
A cat’s body stretches at a rate directly proportional to the time it spends asleep.
Given the right amount of time, a cat will be able to reach any area of your home that attracts its interest.
The likelihood of an empty box soon being occupied by a cat when moving house is approximately 100%.
A cat’s interest is indirectly proportional to the amount of effort a person puts into attracting its attention.
The possibility of being made to take any kind of medicine is sufficient to provide a cat with enough energy to overcome the known laws of physics and carry out teleportation.
A cat can induce feelings of guilt in others with a single stare. Even when the cat itself is at fault. In fact, especially when the cat itself is at fault.
08-12-2016 05:41 PM
love these....and so true....thanks for posting...
08-12-2016 05:50 PM
haha-so true!
08-12-2016 06:04 PM
Thank you for the feline humor. Can relate to most of these and add a few more.
Love 'em
08-12-2016 06:05 PM
I love all animals, but cats have a special place in my heart!
A bit of wild and un-tamed in the house!
08-12-2016 06:19 PM
@feline groovy....I hope things are going better for you. I know you were going through some real struggles there for awhile.
08-12-2016 08:48 PM
Life with "a" cat? Just one??? That would be boring. LOL
08-12-2016 08:54 PM
@MomCat wrote:Life with "a" cat? Just one??? That would be boring. LOL
They are worse than potato chips LOL, you can't stop at just one.
08-12-2016 08:57 PM
I have exhibit A for that moving box cartoon HAHA
08-12-2016 09:46 PM
Thank you for sharing these. Five cats and two dogs allow me to share their home, open doors for them, feed them, provide clean water & empty their boxes (cats).
Never a dull moment. What a blessing!
Best wishes to you.
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