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07-04-2015 10:35 PM
A little humor
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want to take all my money to the afterlife.”
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait a minute!”
She had a shoebox with her. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away.
Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.”
She said, “Yes, I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”
“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.”
07-04-2015 10:39 PM
07-04-2015 10:41 PM
LOL!
07-04-2015 10:46 PM
07-04-2015 10:57 PM
Now if any of you gals have cash loving husbands, be sure you share this with them......or not
07-04-2015 10:58 PM
LOVE it!!
07-05-2015 01:08 AM
giggling here!
07-05-2015 02:29 AM
Thanks for the laugh!!!
07-05-2015 03:32 AM
That's a good one! I sure will show it to him.
07-05-2015 04:44 AM
My kinda' gal! tee hee!!!!!
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