Beauty

[junkies_flunkie]

I'm swamped today
Got lots to do
With little time to spare
So this is short
My theme tonight?
We'll miss Leslie on the air!

Leslie's on now
"LB" for short--
She's on the "QVC"
Lisa's the host
Her "BFF"
Showcasing the "BE"

bareMinerals typed
As "BM"??--Sure!
The context makes it clear
"BM's" buffed
On skin and pores
Not flushed to who knows where.

The specials sell
Just till midnight
You'd better hurry fast
Call with your card,
Expiration date
And the "CCV" is last.

Then your "P.O."
Or "UPS"
Deliver across the nation
Unless you're stuck
waiting on
the "Mail Innovations"!

Her final act--
"LB's" on tonight
Models beautify with ease
This makeup show
Won't be the same
When it's in Japanese.

"LB's" set
To take a break
A sabbatical she'd say
The products line's
Just not the same
While Leslie's "MIA"