Wen - June Chat

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Courtesy of our good friend Kokathy...

You may be wondering what exactly is Wen Gallonpallooza? Well I’ll tell you, it’s a wild, wenderful time of year where Chaz, Cooper, the puppies and Team Wen ride in on their white horses, lavish us with all sorts of wenderful deals on products & any other new and wenderful product that Santa Chaz decides to pull out of his sleeves. From discounted prices on gallons of Wen, rumors of styling products in the summer scent of Honey Peach, to the long awaited eu du toilette of 613 (swoon). I’ve also heard rumors straight from the horse’s mouth that maybe we’ll see again the 613 travel kit showing up. I’ve also heard rumors of a possible Chally show, which is Chaz Dean and Mally join forces for a show we lovingly call “Wen/QVC after Dark”. Chaz and Mally put together a wenderful show of all their products, just make sure you have your riding crop or weapon of choice out for that show if it does show up again. That shows gets a little wild and rowdy. Right now it’s only a rumor but anything is possible during Wen’s June Gallonpallooza.

Gallonpallooza is not for the faint of heart. There may be trolls that will spring up making claims of going bald just after smelling Wen, all the pipes in their homes explode simultaneously wen a bottle of Wen is brought into the home or whatever other insane claim the trolls make.While some maybe true most probably aren’t true. If you like going for a tumble with the trolls, have it.Wenners will have your back. Or you can do like one of my favorite drag queens and yell “Not today Satan, not today!” and go back to your regularly scheduled programs.

But don’t fret or fuss because Chaz makes it up to use in so many ways. Not only do we get wenderful deals but we get to see adorable doggies, lovely and bubbly female models and dreamy and hunky male models and my personal favorites are usually the delicious doggy wranglers. There are also tips and trick on how to use the products to make your Wen experience just wenderful.

If you are lucky enough, you may get through to the testimonial line and speak to Chaz Dean- or as I refer to him as the man, the myth and the legend. The number is 1-800-395-1601. It can be nerve racking but just keep cool and keep wenning and you’ll do just fine.

So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time to bust out your favorite cocktails and/or mocktails (i forgot to mention there is drinking, boy do we drink!), have some snacks ready and fasten your seat belts as we enter June Wen Galloonpalooza!

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Straight from Wen Dooters, here’s the schedule as he knows it for now. I’ll do my best to keep this updated but it’s best we don’t quote this topic because I won’t be able to edit it.

DATE TIME SHOW
31-May 21:00 A Host of Beauty Favorites
1-Jun 9:00 Sundays with Carolyn & Dan
1-Jun 16:00 1 Hour
1-Jun 20:00 1 Hour
2-Jun 6:00 Fashionably Early with Pat & Jayne
2-Jun 12:00 Q Check
2-Jun 19:00 PM Style
2-Jun 17:00 1 Hour Show
3-Jun 21:00 Tuesday Night Beauty
3-Jun 1:00 1 Hour Show
6-Jun 22:00 Friday Night Beauty
7-Jun 7:00 AM Beauty
7-Jun 10:00 Saturday Morning Q
7-Jun 23:00 1 Hour Show
9-Jun 1:00 Super Size Beauty
9-Jun 9:00 1 Hour Show
9-Jun 21:00 1 Hour Show
10-Jun 7:00 Morning Made Easy
10-Jun 12:00 Q Check
10-Jun 22:00 Anything Goes with Rick & Shawn
13-Jun 0:00 A host of Beauty Favorites
13-Jun 15:00 Super Size Beauty
13-Jun 18:00 A host of Beauty Favorites
13-Jun 9:00 1 Hour Show
13-Jun 22:00 2 Hour Show
14-Jun 8:00 AM Style
27-Jun 6:00 Fashionably Early with Pat & Jayne
27-Jun 12:00 Q Check
27-Jun 23:00 Friday Night Beauty
28-Jun 20:00 Beauty Best Sellers
28-Jun 1:00 1 Hour Show
28-Jun 13:00 1 Hour Show
28-Jun 23:00 1 Hour Show
29-Jun 9:00 Sundays with Carolun & Dan
29-Jun 20:00 1 Hour Show
30-Jun 12:00 Q Check
30-Jun 19:00 PM Style
30-Jun 1:00 1 Hour Show
30-Jun 9:00 1 Hour Show

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