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Sochi Hotel Guests Complain About Topless Photos of Putin in Rooms

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SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—With the Olympics underway, hundreds of visitors to Sochi are complaining that they checked into expensive hotel rooms only to find them decorated with seminude portraits of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The portraits, showing Mr. Putin shirtless and riding a variety of mammals, adorn the walls of virtually every hotel room constructed especially for the Olympics and were created at a cost of over two million dollars, Olympic officials said.

Tracy Klugian, who travelled from Ohio with his wife to attend the Sochi Games, said that he was appalled to find his hotel room dominated by a gigantic portrait of a shirtless Putin riding what appears to be a bear.

Said Mr. Klugian, “I did not travel thousands of miles just to be grossed out.”

For his part, President Putin has been dismissive of the complaints, today calling the hotel guests “babies who cry.”

“These people who are complaining about what is on their walls should be grateful,” he said. “At least they got one of the hotel rooms with walls.”

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ILikeShade1391737667.0375697 PostsRegistered 4/20/2012

Wow, what an idiot.

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colliemom31391737742.1714809 PostsRegistered 9/7/2010

I'd put something over it lol.

ILikeShade1391737815.435697 PostsRegistered 4/20/2012

I'd take it down and put my foot through it.

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JustJazzmom1391737911.4326406 PostsRegistered 11/12/2007My garden, of course!!

At least he doesn't have moobs!{#emotions_dlg.w00t}

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mgm21391737957.22717850 PostsRegistered 9/15/2012Livin' My Life Like It's Golden
On 2/6/2014 ~foundinlv~ said:

Wow, what an idiot.

A true Narcissus. {#emotions_dlg.blink}

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron


PurpleBunny1391737994.62338883 PostsRegistered 2/27/2008The Couch
I'd you look closely, there's a camera in the left ni@@le.

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NoelSeven1391738160.22712647 PostsRegistered 3/9/2010
On 2/6/2014 PurpleBunny said: I'd you look closely, there's a camera in the left ni@@le.

{#emotions_dlg.laugh}

Proverbs 21:13

lovesrecess1391738173.53712963 PostsRegistered 7/14/2008Texas

check the feed on Twitter now at #sochiproblems......it is truly amazing and the pictures are unbelievable...would post some but sure they wouldn't allow them.....

Mysterri1391738273.663896 PostsRegistered 4/4/2009San Diego

I sure he wonders, nah he probably doesn't care, why the citizens of Russia so intensely hate him.

kittykatkay1391738463.74323127 PostsRegistered 2/24/2011
On 2/6/2014 JustJazzmom said:

At least he doesn't have moobs!{#emotions_dlg.w00t}

{#emotions_dlg.laugh}

I love to laugh and dance......

brewhaha1391738515.35736717 PostsRegistered 1/14/2007Sitting in front of my computer

That is so cheesy. He better be Putin his shirt back on.

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wookie1391738563.7277778 PostsRegistered 4/30/2006
That man is sick, a sick, dangerous man. Hi Gato.

scotttie1391738651.1329985 PostsRegistered 6/15/2006
On 2/6/2014 PurpleBunny said: I'd you look closely, there's a camera in the left ni@@le.

{#emotions_dlg.thumbup}

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wildcherry1391739000.843342 PostsRegistered 11/23/2005

Wonder if he waxes his chest? {#emotions_dlg.scared}

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Baylor Fan1391739098.1072229 PostsRegistered 5/7/2006
On 2/6/2014 ~foundinlv~ said:

I'd take it down and put my foot through it.

Hahahaha...good one! Thanks for the laugh!

tansy1391739445.04723556 PostsRegistered 4/19/2005
On 2/6/2014 brewhaha said:

That is so cheesy. He better be Putin his shirt back on.

LOL...good one, brew!

"Things ain't what they used to be and never were." ~~ Will Rogers

Jules52801391739725.1537146 PostsRegistered 6/25/2013Land of Oz

LOL! That would creep me out, wouldn't be able to sleep with him on the wall looking over me. I wonder if you would get thrown in prison for taking them down and hiding them under the bed? {#emotions_dlg.laugh}

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RedHeadedW­ench1391739848.38779 PostsRegistered 10/1/2006
Geez. Personally, I think he's in the closet. Seriously.

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croemer1391739889.16770787 PostsRegistered 1/29/2009

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ILikeShade1391740027.055697 PostsRegistered 4/20/2012

I'm sure Sharon Stone would like the pictures.

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kittykatkay1391740060.38723127 PostsRegistered 2/24/2011
On 2/6/2014 croemer said:

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I'm telling BLAKE, Croemer.....here I go! One ringy dingy {#emotions_dlg.laugh}

I love to laugh and dance......

croemer1391740116.50770787 PostsRegistered 1/29/2009

Dems fightin' words Miss Kitty...back off!

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lovesrecess1391740402.63712963 PostsRegistered 7/14/2008Texas

Olympics = one big ego trip for Putin

TV is reporting that there are no locks on the doors in Olympic Village; teams are sleeping all in the same room in beds that are next to each other, and construction workers and others are walking through their rooms in the middle of the night while they are sleeping since there are no locks on the doors.....what fun! There also seems to be some translation problems on some of the signs when they attempted to go from Russian to English...some signs show you how to pee in the bathroom; apparently there is a right way and a wrong way.....and chairs in front of the one toilet for you to wait for your turn!

tansy1391740473.95323556 PostsRegistered 4/19/2005
I bet the ex-Mrs Putin is one happy lady now :)

"Things ain't what they used to be and never were." ~~ Will Rogers

croemer1391740631.57770787 PostsRegistered 1/29/2009
On 2/6/2014 tansy said: I bet the ex-Mrs Putin is one happy lady now :)

Maybe not...where is the ex Mrs Putin...under one of the Olympic stadiums?

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