GIFT GRAB, CARRY YOUR BAG, AND TOO MUCH CAFFINE

Spurt · ‎03-20-2010

Hang on tight folks it's another ALL THE GIFTS WEEKEND!!!!

(And QVC gets you nervous by pointing out it's 6 weeks until Christmas)....

Now that your feeling in a rush to get your shopping done I have some GOOD NEWS for you.....no no I'm not saying that there will be something unique and different but we can all be thankful (afterall THANKSGIVING is just around the corner) that computers/tablets will NOT be featured this weekend!!!...

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Let's see what's on tap this weekend........

It all starts with a big 3 HOUR AM STYLE---featuring .......drum role please.......

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And of course all your "favorite" Q "designers" will be in the house.....Our Lady Of Liquid Knit, The Pole Dancer, Issac, and of course fashion foundations---The Skinny Tee and even beauty---CHI Volumizing Styling Iron, also Quacker Factory ---why it's a chorus of line of fashions..........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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As usual SATURDAY MORNING GIFTS makes an appearance featuring DOONEY.....And more "joy" is in store with unique indoor and outdoor lighting from BLISS LIGHTS----can someone please make these lights go away.....

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Can't get enough Dooney......well your dream has come true as it's 2 BIG HOURS of DOONEY AND BOURKE---ITS DOONEY DAYS---ALL EASY PAY OFFERS........

And don't ya wanna bet will make an appearance....yes its the bag that both QVC and customers alike consider a run away best seller---and many customers wish it would run away-----it's .....THE LOGO LOCK!!!!

Dooney & Bourke Leather Hobo with Logo Lock and Accessories - A203807

Fill your gift wing and remember those teacher's gifts.....

Now only if some new designs and styles would be presented....something like these special holiday favorites to make our season bright.....

/> <img class= /> <span style= Still need more ideas for fill your gift list---QVC brings you 2 BIG HOURS of----GREAT GIFTS....featuring....you got it....DOONEY!!!!! (What's so great about Q's selection, I just don't know)......

/> <span style= Next......another hour of Dooney-----talk about OVERKILL----and some folks do not seem too happy about it either---falalalala.....

Feeling philosophical as to why QVC can't bring some decent programming for the weekend....well your in luck because the Q brings PHILOSOPHY BEAUTY--ALL SPECIAL OFFERS----

Operators are ready to take your orders....

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Normally late night is time for a warm glass of milk....or a hot toddy......but QVC wants you to stay awake because as you know the programming and products are SO boring....so QVC brings you KEURIG-GOURMET COFFEE MADE PERFECT!

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BonnieBelle · ‎03-10-2010

And don't ya wanna bet will make an appearance....yes its the bag that both QVC and customers alike consider a run away best seller---and many customers wish it would run away-----it's .....THE LOGO LOCK!!!!

Dooney & Bourke Leather Hobo with Logo Lock and Accessories - A203807

OMG, LOL! Didn't they sell that thing out yet!!

Spurt · ‎03-20-2010

On 11/13/2014 BonnieBelle said:

And don't ya wanna bet will make an appearance....yes its the bag that both QVC and customers alike consider a run away best seller---and many customers wish it would run away-----it's .....THE LOGO LOCK!!!!

OMG, LOL! Didn't they sell that thing out yet!!

It's the bag that wouldn't die and the Q keeps adding more colors...... ${#emotions_dlg.laugh}$

Animals are reliable, full of love, true in their affections, grateful. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”

stevieb · ‎03-10-2010

The dreaded Logo Lock aside (I actively dislike that bag...) I can live with Saturday. At least it's not focused on kitsch, junkie toys, or things that plug in, but Sunday is yet another in a seemingly endless string of QVC weekend washouts... Granted, it's not computers and it's not a blender but, well, all we need is vintage SNL and Linda Richman... Don't know about you but I'm feeling more than a little verklempt...

In my pantry with my cupcakes...

gardensla · ‎03-09-2010

""Gift wing""...snicker.

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kittymomNC · ‎08-09-2012

Eight (that's really 8!) hours of Dooney & Bourke on Saturday, with more in almost every other show? ${#emotions_dlg.w00t}$ I'm not an expensive purse kinda girl -- although I know a lot of you are D&B fans!

Why, oh why, couldn't we have snow so I could spend my time building a snowman?! ${#emotions_dlg.thumbup}$

And if QVC is so concerned about their bottom line, I'm sure they could make a vast improvement with a "Snowman Kit" TSV! ${#emotions_dlg.rolleyes}$ ${#emotions_dlg.biggrin}$

Snowman Building Kit With Box And we have Laura Geller, because how could a good snowman be complete without eyebrows! ${#emotions_dlg.laugh}$

MJDinVegas · ‎04-04-2014

Great preview, Spurt! Unfortunately, I remodeled my gift closet and now rent it out to a family of four (just kidding!). I had to laugh out loud and therefore show my husband the pix in your post. I'm still laughing. I can always count on you to brighten the weekend outlook!

Fona · ‎11-16-2011

SPURT: I look forward to at least one big laugh each week - your post, of course - and you don't disappoint. How I smiled at the little dog with the white pompons around its face, and the Christmas Angel cat is priceless. Seriously, though, since viewers' dissatisfaction has been expressed for years in these posts, I don't understand how QVC can be so heedless of viewers wishes for just a little bit of variety (even though I do realize that they are obviously making money on mindless repetition of products). But, couldn't QVC just TRY a little harder?

teganslaw · ‎03-11-2010

I like Wolfgang Pup. He looks like he's ready to try out a new recipe. The dogs don't seem to mind being dressed up, but some of the cats look like they're plotting revenge on someone.

SPURT, your sister might like the purse shaped like a football, especially if Eli's name or the Giant logo was on it. Of course, the way the team has been playing, I don't know if she'd be interested. ${#emotions_dlg.laugh}$

We're having a cold spell here in IN. No snow, but the temperatures have been around 30 with strong north winds. Right now it's sunny but only in the 20's. Is the South experiencing extreme cold also?

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."

Mark Twain

Spurt · ‎03-20-2010

On 11/13/2014 stevieb said:
The dreaded Logo Lock aside (I actively dislike that bag...) I can live with Saturday. At least it's not focused on kitsch, junkie toys, or things that plug in, but Sunday is yet another in a seemingly endless string of QVC weekend washouts... Granted, it's not computers and it's not a blender but, well, all we need is vintage SNL and Linda Richman... Don't know about you but I'm feeling more than a little verklempt...

Stevie......I don't know if you were 1) excited about the Dooney Shows, 2) disgusted with the Sunday lineup, 3)really really disgusted with what QVC is doing that you did not give me grief about "that man's" photo...... ${#emotions_dlg.laugh}$ Wink .

Seriously Sunday is nothing more than a 25 hour infommerical for Keurig.....how are they going to keep viewers watching---how many hours does it take to extoll the "virtues" and features of that overpriced coffee machine---picture it--going on and on for hours and hours and hours ........even with regular and cable TV being as bad as it is these days who will be watching this qwap.........SHEESH!!!! Yes, where is Linda Richman when we need her.....I'm all CHOCKED UP!!!!

Perhaps it wasn't even "moms" at all that put together this horrible mess, perhaps we put the blame on the wrong person, perhaps it's our dear Mikey.....whoever it is......STOP IT PLEASE!!!!!

Animals are reliable, full of love, true in their affections, grateful. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”