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10-30-2014 04:25 PM
.Hello Folks.....
Well there used to be a game show called
They even showed the reruns on The Game Show Network of the old shows (which shows you the current state of today's television)....anyway, the reason that this is appropriate is this week's QVC programming is A JOKE!!!!! Remember I'm only the messenger----but with the solemn reminder from the Q that it's 8 weeks until Christmas....they bring you yet another ALL GIFTS WEEKEND!!!!! And what two vendors did they chose to fill your gift closet------let's spin the wheel to find out......(and I was told by QVC "historians" that at one time QVC DID play a game with an actual wheel back in the good old days).....
Out of the 15 products that QVC normally rotates---this weekend is none other than DULL DELL and DYSON.....to complete the alliteration----totally DREADFUL----unless you are one of the FEW customers looking to fill your home with yet another computer or vacuum......Now this is ideal programming if you just enjoy seeing a computer or appliance being demonstrated....As I recall, someone did mention that one of the PC guys is easy on the eyes....
Before we hit the computer presentations.....SATURDAY starts off with the usual AM STYLE-----
Doesn't Associate Producer, Kate, look "thrilled" to be chatting with ya.....
If you enjoy polyester fashions be sure to tune in ---- Our Lady Of Liquid Knit, The Bag Lady, and Wigglin' and Jigglin' are sure to make an appearance.....sure to pick up that 70's vibe---GROOVY!!!!
Then what everyone's been waiting for-- -----SATURDAY MORNING GIFTS---Featuring DULL...errr....DELL. Let's see if .....
There is no place to hide.....
For all the craziness and none of the joy QVC presents GIFT GUIDE-featuring DELL!!!
Some folks are BEGGING to take these computers FAR FAR AWAY!!!!! AWAY!!!!!
Some of you will be downright SHOCKED that it's yet another hour of DULL DELL---
Why we'd be willing to
Can you believe it's MORE computer shows----
Bethlehem Lights---
And the Lori Greiner's folding flat tree---
That's right folks all the stuff you've seen over and over and over ag
ain since Christmas in July!!!!
And the PASSWORD is......AVOID!!!!
10-30-2014 05:41 PM
Oh, Spurt ...... the phrase " Dull, Dell and Dyson " just says it all .... two thumbs up for the brilliant summaries !!!
As for the "look a likes" I always seem to imagine ...... okay, the eyeglasses aren't red, but doesn't this kitty look like Sally Jesse Raphael ???
10-30-2014 05:55 PM
Girl, you done lost your mind. Hilarious, especially Mary and her certificate. I don't know why that made me laugh so much. So, does this mean we don't get our usual hour or two on Sunday with Twirly Bird and her flammable couture?
10-30-2014 06:12 PM
Wow, Dell and Dyson!! Talk about a deadly duo! With this kind of weekend lineup, I believe the very existence of QVC could be in
Thanks as always Spurt. From my point of view, this is one of the worst weekends on the Q in quite some time...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
10-30-2014 07:08 PM
Do you think someone in programming is fond of Triple D (Diners, Drive-ins and Dives) shows? Okay ya'll we got two "D"'s down, Dell and Dyson... we need another "D" product to sell...!
10-30-2014 07:22 PM
I'm thinking Q might try using vacuums in various sports as part of their presentations..... or perhaps Prince William and Prince Harry would be interested in a new version of polo.
10-30-2014 07:26 PM
what a visual... fighting with the mighty wands! all that suction power, hickies will appear! Like battle scars!
10-30-2014 08:48 PM
On 10/30/2014 lynnsy said:Do you think someone in programming is fond of Triple D (Diners, Drive-ins and Dives) shows? Okay ya'll we got two "D"'s down, Dell and Dyson... we need another "D" product to sell...!
Dooneys?
10-30-2014 09:31 PM
Well, I'll be flying out of here by the cover of night Friday if this is the best the Q has to offer this weekend ! And I was just thinking while polishing up my broom that it couldn't get any worse, but then, SPURT, I should have know you'd never fail to enlighten me.
But Sunday with Carolyn and Dan to me is always a full-blown, all-time lowest of the low.
I can't stomach their shows together, even if they were awarding money alphabetically and my name was Aba Abaaba. Woe is me, I will find something to do, thanks for your gracious and hilarious warning !
Lova ya GF !
-Remi
10-31-2014 01:41 AM
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